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Written by KevTheBoer   
Monday, 04 June 2012 18:49

(o)(o) Perfect breasts

( + )( + ) Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) High nipple breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

(oYo) Wonder bra breasts

( ^)( ^) Cold breasts

(o)(O) Lopsided breasts

(Q)(Q) Pierced breasts

(p)(p) Breasts w/hanging tassels

(:o)(o) Bitten by a vampire breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) Flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| Android breasts

(/)(o) Scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o) Extra nipple breasts

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

(^o)(o) Zit on your breast

( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy magazine breasts

(.)(.) breasts

( o Y o) bigger breasts

( Y ) hips

( y ) cross legs

( Y ) big hips

8---> penis

8-------> big penis

( ! ) ass

( ! ) big ass

(!) tight ass

(_*_) sore ass

(_x_) kiss ass

(_o_) ass that's been around

8> A Cold dick

8===> A Hot dick

C==(( ) Cave man dick (side view)

( .|=|. ) Tit screwing

} Top view of a senior citizen's hard-on

:-) -: Smilie with an erection

:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

:-( -8 Blue balls.

;-) o===8 Braggart.

:-\ 8o After a cold shower.

;-) ===8 Circumcised.

8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.

:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

:-) :-... Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.

B=D Short penis

B~~D Limp penis

B==Q Prince Albert penis

-> Teeny pee pee

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_(_) (_!_) (_)_) Shake that ass!