Afrikaans Profanity and Insults

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Afrikaans Insults and Profanities (May be understood by Dutch speakers as well!)

“Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk.”
Meaning: “I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls.”

“Fok jou, eet kak en vrek”
Meaning: “Fuck you, eat shit and die”

“Jou drie-draadige, lang-haarige, snot-snaarige blou bles bliksem.”
Meaning: “You long-haired, snot-encrusted true blue bastard with three dicks”

“Jou ma is so vet, nadat ek haar gespyker het moet ek drie keer omrol voordat ek afval van haar af.”
Meaning: “Your mother is so fat, after sex I have to roll over twice before i can get off.”

Bliksem!
Meaning: Fuck it!

Bloedpoes
Meaning: Bloody,periods pussy

Die bliksemse ding!
Meaning: The fucking thing!

Die duiwel sal jou haal
Meaning: May the Devil fetch you

Die poes
Meaning: That bastard or that cunt.

Diep in die kak
Meaning: In deep shit

Dom Doos
Meaning: Stupid Pussy

Domkop
Meaning: Idiot

Doos
Meaning: “Pussy, cunt”

Draad trek
Meaning: Masturbate (Lit: To Pull Wire)

Eet kak en vrek
Meaning: Eat shit and die

Ek gaan jou ma in die hol naai
Meaning: Im gonna fuck your mom in the ass

Ek gaan jou oupa in die hol naai en die sweet van sy rug aflek.
Meaning: I am gonna fuck your grand father in the ass and lick the sweat of his back.

Ek gee nie ‘n moer om nie
Meaning: I don’t care a damn

ek sal jou ‘n poesklap gee
Meaning: i will hit you fucking hard

Fok jou
Meaning: Fuck you

Fok jou
Meaning: Fuck you

Fok jou en jou hele familie
Meaning:Fuck you and your whole family

Gaan fok jouself
Meaning: Go fuck yourself

Gaan fok jouself
Meaning: Go fuck yourself

Gaan kak ‘n aap
Meaning: Go fuck a monkey (also used as a racial slur)

Gaan kak in jou ma se moer
Meaning: Go and shit in your mother’s cunt

Gaan kak!
Meaning: Go shit!

Gaan naai ‘n koei
Meaning: Go fuck a cow

Gaan speel met jou ma se poes en kyk of jou aandete kan kry
Meaning: Go play with your mother’s pussy and try to get dinner

Gaan vat ‘n ruk
Meaning: Go jerk-off

Grot van genot
Meaning: Cave of pleasure (the vagina)

Hoender nek piel
Meaning: Dick like a chicken neck

Hoer
Meaning: Whore

Hoer naaier
Meaning: Slut fucker

Hoerkind
Meaning: Son of a whore

Hy is ‘n duiwel
Meaning: He is a devil (Not a profanity but a VERY nasty insult in South African culture)

Jou bliksem!
Meaning: You bastard!

Jou bliksemse meidenaaier
Meaning: You fucking maid fucker (Racist: refers to a white man sleeping with his black domestic servant)

Jou doos
Meaning: You shithead

Jou fokken kakhuiskriek!
Meaning: You fucking shithouse cricket (racist in that kakhuiskriek or kakhauskriekzen is a racial slur for black insects.)

Jou fokken pielvel
Meaning: You fucking foreskin

Jou fokken poesneus
Meaning: You fucking cunt nose

Jou kont se kind
Meaning:  Your cunt’s child

Jou kwas
Meaning: Idiot

Jou ma eet donkie se bloed poes jou werfetter
Meaning: “Your mother eats the donkey’s bloody cunt, you yard-puss”

Jou ma het jou uit ‘n effie uitgeskud
Meaning: Your mother shook you out of a condom

Jou ma is ‘n oop drain
Meaning: Your mother is a whore

Jou ma naai vir bus-geld en loop steeds
Meaning: Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks home

Jou ma naai vir snoek koppe
Meaning: Your mother fucks for fish-heads

Jou ma se binneste lippe
Meaning: Your mother’s inner most lip

Jou ma se bloed poes
Meaning: Your mother’s bloody cunt

Jou ma se ingelegde halwe perske, dubbele tampon panty, hoender verrotte, wortel befokte, varkpielhaar, double patty furburger, piesangpiel poes
Meaning:
Your mom’s half canned peach, double tampon panty, chicken rotted, carrot fucked, pig pubic hair, double patty furburger, banana peel cunt

Jou ma se mond vol balhare
Meaning: Your mother’s mouth is full of ball hairs.

Jou ma se naai
Meaning: Your mother’s fuck

Jou ma se opgedopte stink gat bloedenda vrot poes.
Meaning: Your mother’s inside-out smelly ass bleeding rotten vagina.

Jou ma se piel!
Meaning: Your mother’s dick!

Jou Ma se pink en pers poes
Meaning: Your mother’s pink and purple pussy (again racist, refers to the dark coloration of the genitals of black women)

Jou ma se poes
Meaning: Your mother’s cunt

jou ma se quank
Meaning: your mothers swolen clit burst and you came out

Jou ma se stink klont hang tiete
Meaning: “Your mother’s stinking, lumpy, hanging tits”

Jou Ma se stink poes
Meaning: Your Mother’s smelly pussy

Jou ma se uitgedopte platannapoes in ‘n visblik
Meaning: Your mother’s inside-out toad vagina in a sardine can

Jou ma se voelepte poes
Meaning: Your mother’s stale cunt

Jou ma se wap skiet pap
Meaning: Your mother’s pussy shoots porridge

Jou ma se wildebees siflis biltong poes
Meaning: Your mother’s pussy is like a dried-up syphilitic Wildebeest’s

Jou Ma skuld my hond nog kleingeld
Meaning: Your mum owes my dog change

Jou ma was haar rug met haar tiete!
Meaning: Your mother washes her back with her tits!

Jou ma was n man
Meaning: Your mother was a man

Jou man se poes
Meaning: Your father’s cunt

Jou Mot
Meaning: You Idiot

Jou Naai
Meaning:You Fuck!

Jou piel is so krom soos die hond se agterbeen
Meaning: Your dick is as bent as the dog’s hind leg

Jou piel ruik soos ou vrot kaas
Meaning:Your dick smells like old vile cheese.

Jou Pielkop
Meaning: Dickhead

Jou simpel kont
Meaning: You stupid cunt

Jou snoek poes
Meaning: Your fish cunt

Jy het alweer sand in jou vagina
Meaning: There is sand in your vagina (to a man)

Jy is ‘n aborsie-baba wat uit die asblik kon klim
Meaning: You are an abortion baby who climbed out of the dustbin.

Jy is ‘n fokken teef
Meaning: You are a fucking bitch

Jy is ‘n poes
Meaning: You are a cunt

Jy is vol kak
Meaning: You are full of shit

Jy lek hond balle
Meaning: You lick dog balls.

Jy lyk soos die nageboorte van ‘n vark wat deur die hoenderkak gesleep was!
Meaning: You look like the afterbirth of a pig that’s been dragged through the chickenshit!

Jy naai jou ma vir sakgeld
Meaning: You fuck your mother for pocket money

Jy pis my af
Meaning: You’re pissing me off

Jy was gebore uit jou ma se poephol want haar fokken kont was te besig!
Meaning: You were born out of you mother’s ass because her fucking cunt was too busy.

Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig
Meaning: You were born from your mother’s arse because her cunt was too busy

Jy’s ‘n hondenaaier
Meaning: You’re a dog fucker

Jy’s nie ‘n kont nie; jy’s die stukkie wat stink
Meaning: “You’re not a cunt, you are the piece that stinks”

Kak
Meaning: Shit

Klein kakfokker
Meaning: Little shit-fucker

Kont
Meaning: “Pussy, cunt”

Kont se kind
Meaning: Son of a cunt

Kontgesig
Meaning: Cunt face

Loop naai jou hand
Meaning: Go fuck your hand

Loop naai jou ma
Meaning: Go fuck your mother

Mag die duiwel jou haal
Meaning: May the Devil fetch you

Moeras Poes
Meaning: Swamp cunt

Mofgat
Meaning: Impotent man who cant get an erection

Mompie
Meaning: Offensive term for retarded

Naaigat
Meaning: Vagina (Lit: Fuckhole)

Ou bloed poes
Meaning: Old bloody cunt

Piel styf
Meaning: Hard-on

Pielkop
Meaning: Dickhead

Poephol
Meaning: Asshole

Poes
Meaning:
“Pussy, cunt”

Poes gesig
Meaning: Cunt face

Poes in n vark se gat
Meaning: Cunt in a pig’s arse

Poesdom
Meaning: Dumb pussy

Poeskak
Meaning: Cunt shit

Poeslip
Meaning: Vaginal lip

Rektum ranger
Meaning: Faggot

Se vir jou ma daar’s vis
Meaning: Tell your mother there’s fish (to fuck for)

Sit jou kop in die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou kom holnaai
Meaning: Put your head in a cow’s ass and wait until a bull penetrates your anus

Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae
Meaning: Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days

Slaan jou binne jou ma se poes
Meaning: I’ll hit you back into your mother’s cunt.

Slet
Meaning: Slut

Slymsloot
Meaning: Vagina

Snor mossel
Meaning: Clit

Snot sambok
Meaning: Penis

So’n helsem
Meaning: What a bastard

Spier van plesier
Meaning: Muscle of pleasure (the penis)

Staan op jou kop dat ek in jou poes kan kak
Meaning: Stand on your head so I can shit in your cunt

Stront
Meaning: Shit

Stront vir breins!
Meaning: Shit for brains!

Suig my piel
Meaning: Suck my dick

Sy is so jags sy drup soos ‘n perkuleerder
Meaning: She so horny she drips like a percolator

Stukkie
Meaning: Slut

Trek Draai
Meaning: Masturbate (Lit: To Pull Wire)

Trilkop
Meaning: Dickhead

Trill
Meaning: Penis

Varknaaier
Meaning: Pig fucker

Varkpoes 
Meaning: Pig cunt

vegam velo razu etmol
Meaning: you are a fucking fucker!

Verdomp!
Meaning: Damn!

Vol kak
Meaning:
Full of shit

Wat de duiwel
Meaning: What the devil!?

Wat die hel doen jy?
Meaning: What the hell are you doing?

Werf eter
Meaning: Bastard in the yard (refers to an old man molesting children)

Wyk Satan loop duiwel
Meaning: “Go away Satan, walk devil” (Again very offensive. The devil is a major insult there)

Last Updated ( Monday, 30 January 2012 02:29 )