Hes got BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BALLS!!!!!!!! 100 Pound Testicles! ROFL

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Well - I guess when it comes to the size of a mans junk -

BIGGER ISNT ALWAYS BETTER!

http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2011/10/man-with-100-lb-scrotum-seeks-funds-for-surgery/

You’ve heard all the jokes about whether size is important to a man’s virility. But a Las Vegas man doesn’t think it’s funny. Wesley Warren Jr., 47, has a medical condition that has caused his scrotum to grow to an unusually large size – roughly 100 pounds in weight.

From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

“Hard to believe, isn’t it?” 47-year-old Wesley Warren Jr. said in the poorly lit apartment. “It’s freakish.”

What sat in front of where Warren was seated in shorts — what is actually attached to him — was more than 100 pounds of scrotum, the protective sac of skin and muscle that contains his testicles.

Though doctors say the problem, now attributed to elephantiasis of the scrotal sac, is more common in tropical parts of Asia, Africa and South and Central America, where it is caused by parasitic infection, it is unusual in the U.S.A. Warren thinks he knows what caused his scrotum to quickly grow to such a size:

What Warren attributes his condition to is an accidental striking of his testicles by his own leg as he twisted and turned upon awakening from a sleep in late 2008.

“I never felt such pain,” he said. “It was like a shooting pain through my entire body. When it stopped, it was like a huge tractor trailer went off the top of me. I think it ruined my lymph nodes down there.”

The pain quickly went away but he said the next morning when he awoke his scrotum was “the size of a soccer ball.”

Trauma is a possible cause for Warren’s condition, said Kassahun, who has examined him, “but known cases are very rare.”

There is an option for Warren, who has used his unwanted fame to book an appearance on the Howard Stern show to ask for help – a corrective procedure that physicians told him will cost $1 million.

Urologist Kassahun informed Warren that a team of urologists and plastic surgeons would be needed to cut away the excess tissue and to perform the reconstructive surgery that would include skin grafts. Every attempt would be made to save and reconstruct Warren’s penis and testicles, but it was possible that they would have to be completely excised.

“I told him that if there was major bleeding we might not be able to save them,” Kassahun said.

That news shook Warren.

“Basically, he was telling me there was a good chance that I would be castrated and have to go to the bathroom through a tube for the rest of my life,” he said. “I really would like to have a relationship with a woman. I should be in the prime of my life right now.”

Warren set up an email address at benefitballsack@yahoo.com for those that want to donate

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This guy has big balls taking this problem to the media!

I mean hes half nuts I think!

$1,000,000 for the surgery? Damn I could fix that with a rubber band!

What I want to know though is exactly WHEN do your balls become too big that you decide you have to act? I mean I would have dealt with that 99 pounds ago. They werent a problem at soccer ball sized? Or beach ball sized but NOW he needs to deal with it... ROFL

I dont see why he doesnt just grab a handful of sack and go hopping down the road on them lile one of those kids bouncy toys? Or at least get a skateboard for them ROFL.

Best part of all - he wants to get laid? Hmmmm maybe he should try a trip to boston... Ladies and gentlemen - I present Mr and Mrs Beanbag. ROFL

He should get a sponsorship deal from Extenze or Gold Bond Powder ROFL Oh so much to worl with on this one ROFL....

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Guess it was too much trouble to hit the free clinic when they were only a couple psi over manufacturer recommendations.

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ROFL - Something dont add up here....

Im a pretty big guy - 6'4 and 230 pounds - and all around proportional... Yet I have NEVER "accidentally struck my testicles on my own leg when I woke up". ROFL

Whats more - my hairy beanbag had taken some hellacious smashes on everything from riding horses or jet skis, to parachute and rappelling harnesses yet I didnt end up with "the nutsack that ate nevada"...

Something here just doesnt smell right - and its not just his ginormous jurassic nads.

(Although - I gotta admit, its HILARIOUS! It reminds me of that south park episode where Randy Marsh nuked his balls in the microwave to be able to get medical marijuana!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2A3eY9JwhY The Southpark Clip LOL

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Maybe this guys "medical marijuana" is donations towards the mil he claims it will cost to have them fixed. I couldn't see those results from bumping them on your leg, even if you had a wooden leg - LOL.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwGwURPOyoc Randy Marsh - "Big Balls" ROFL LOL LMFAO

ROFL I derive entirely too much amusement from this ROFL But ya know a Texas cowboy would be able to fix him right up no million bucks needed.... A pocket knife, some spider webs, and some "Blue-Kote" Hell be right as rain LOL

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I'm afraid to ask.....

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Afraid to ask what?

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The technique of your latest proposed "surgery" - lol

My frig just died. Numa one son just pronounced it. TOD 2 PM Sonofabitch!

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OMG, it's the zombie apocolyse you're been warning of, Kev! I didn't heed the warnings - HELP! Bucket brigade....transfer food items to the fridge in the basement! This is horrific! Don't know if I can make it!

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Now there's a REAL zombie apocolypse!!! If your fridge died, we are all sooooo screwed!! LOL

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Help me, Jesus! I don't want to buy a new fridge. This one is only 6 years old. Whoa is me - LOL.

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Help me, Jesus! I don't want to buy a new fridge. This one is only 6 years old. Whoa is me - LOL.


I don't think Jesus is going to help you with your fridge darling! You might try praying to the Fridgidaire gods, and they might, only if you pray HARD enough and say the appropriate incantations while standing on your head holding a white chicken, bless you with a new ice box for the holiday season. I had a cousin once to tried this. I didn't work for him, but I think he had been a very naughty boy, LOL. In the meantime, we shall all lament for the loss of your beloved appliance. Hopefully it's passing was easy and painless. Now kids, bow your heads, and let us pray!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA! Well, M, I'm going to call for a repairman tomorrow to see if it can revived. If it can for $200-300, I'll keep it. As my husband used to say if his steak was too rare: A good vet could have this thing back up on its feet in no time. LOL!

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The technique of your latest proposed "surgery" - lol

My frig just died. Numa one son just pronounced it. TOD 2 PM Sonofabitch!

Oh LOL Cowboys just lop the balls off with a pocket knife, then slap a glob of spider web on there to stop the bleeding, and then finally spraying it with Blu-Kote which is this vetrinary wound spray. When you have 800 head of cattle to turn from bull calves to steers you dont take them to the vet to have them fixed LOL

Sorry about the fridge.... For what its worth DONT throw it out yet. Let it warm up thoroughly like a day or two and try plugging it back in. Its probably the control board or the defrost switch - a simple $30 repair that can be done with a screwdriver. It is VERY rare for a modern fridge to have a freon loss or a compressor propblem its usually a simple electrical repaor like the defrost switch. That fails open - so its always on defrost cycle. I fixed my frigidaire refrigerator two years ago. and its now happily living in the garage.

http://applianceassistant.com/repair/top_freezer_troubleshooting.php

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Thanks Kev!!!!! I was hoping you'd offer some advice. Numba One son is at a loss. All he could say was that the compressor isn't running. Sent him your post. He did pull the plug and wait a while before plugging it back in, but the compressor didn't come on. I may have to get hosed by the lonely Maytag repairman - lol.

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Yeah it might need to melt off an accumulation of ice behind the evaporator coils. Generally refrigerators are pretty easy to fix. A suggestion - instead of calling a repairman - put an ad on Craigslist for one. A lot of times you can get moonlighting guys for $50 or less. Same guys who work for the appliance repair shop - but doing it for cash under the table at a huge savings to you. :) (Im so cheap LOL)

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