Ladies in case you are looking for the PERFECT gift from your husband.....

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Woman receives fecal transplant from her husband

In sickness and in health, no matter what.
MomHouston has been a bit of a heartwarming story trend of late, what with the couple who died holding hands after 72 years of marriage. There are certain benefits to staying married so long, raising children, shared history, loving your best friend, etc… And now there’s this:

After 52 years of marriage Pat Shoop, 75, received the ultimate gift from her husband Bob: a dose of his fecal matter, a transplant that cured her of a horrible illness.

According to MSNBC, Pat suffered from a bacterial illness called C. diff infection. She was diagnosed in May of 2010. The disease caused diarrhea, abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting. Pat describes it as the worst flu of her life. She believes she was infected with the bacteria while in a nursing home for a broken arm, or when she was in the hospital being treated for breast cancer.

Doctors decided the only way to cure Pat of the illness was to transplant a stool from a healthy donor, emulsified and mixed with water or saline, directly into Pat’s own gut. Once there, the fecal bacteria restore the intestinal flora of the patient’s stomach.

One can imagine asking a person to submit to having their fecal matter used in this way must be a delicate and strange proposition. But after more than 50 years of loving marriage, you can probably be sure your significant other will be there for you.

For Pat, Bob was willing. After a night at a nearby hotel eating chocolate, wine and steak, Bob produced the appropriate stool sample and Pat was whisked away to the hospital to have it inserted in her intestines through a tube in her nose. She did not smell or taste it.

Within just a few days Pat was better.

“Now, I’m disgustingly normal,” she says.

And that, is a love that conquers all.

http://blog.chron.com/momhouston/2011/10/woman-receives-fecal-transplant-from-her-husband/

Ladies - never again complain when you husband gives you shit... Just be glad he didnt LITERALLY! LOL

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Oh and this is what the TSA will do if they find a vibrator in your checked luggage ROFL

http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2011/10/tsa-leaves-freaky-note-in-bag-after-finding-sex-toy/

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I saw the fecal transplant on an episode of Gray's Anatomy once, I thought it was fake. Excuse me while I go puke now. I've cleaned the toilet after my hubby has blown it up. There's no effing way. I'll take some clean poop from my kid, before I would take man-poop.

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Oh, and who travels with a vibrator? I read that the other day. She needs one of those little pocket ticklers for traveling. Duh!

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I would think if you really needed a vibrator that bad where ever your going buy one when you get there. Can you imagine if she had a pocket one in her purse and they saw it on the x-ray and had to dump out you r purse and make you explain it.

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Tee-Hee...I think she was a sex blogger or something. I guess she needs to stay on top of things. I'm assuming they see these things all the time, so for them to leave a note, she must of had something quite impressive in there. :)

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Tee-Hee...I think she was a sex blogger or something. I guess she needs to stay on top of things. I'm assuming they see these things all the time, so for them to leave a note, she must of had something quite impressive in there. :)

I never thought about that. Now I'm curious as to what she had and where do you buy it LOL

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I would think if you really needed a vibrator that bad where ever your going buy one when you get there. Can you imagine if she had a pocket one in her purse and they saw it on the x-ray and had to dump out you r purse and make you explain it.

You need to ask Dale about the "great vibrator alert" at IAH. To make a long story short this woman had a vibrator IN her with a remote control. She went through the nudeoscope and they say a tubular object, batteries, switches, wires etc and they SHIT. They thought it was an internal bomb. HCSO Bomb Squad had to come check her cooch!

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That's really gross. I've seen it done a few times, but it most certainly isn't the first line of treatment, and it's definately NOT what I would do. Stay away from most of the mycin drugs and you won't have this problem... I've got to go throw up now. YUCK

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Hey Morighann - your not banned from BTE right? Feel like going and making some posts about how you hope my bowel movements are nice smooth Bristol 3 and 4's on the billy board? Maybe reposting that article on fecal transplants,,,, :D I think the vexcunts need some ants at their picnic ROFL How evil do you feel? LOL

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By the way I just had a funny thought on this fecal transplant... Its a new variation of a classic phrase. I guess now it is "Eat shit and live" ROFL

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Send me the linkie... I'm not banned. I'm feeling rather cool and collected, but we never know when those hormone swings will come in, RIGHT??? LOL

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This is the one The 1000 Dudes For Billy

http://community.aetv.com/service/displayDiscussionThreads.kickAction?as=119137&w=267438&d=606736&ac=new

LOL It should be GROSS and nothing about billy. Maybe post medical articles like the one above ya know with something like


"I was reading an article about feces and it made me think of Billy ..."

LMFAO Piss them off Morighann LOL Vent all your frustrations on the parasite on them LOL

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I'm actually feeling quite calm, cool, and collected tonight. It's fucking WEIRD!!! Now I've got to get creative all over again. I thought I had spent it all when they threw me into the clinic today and I gave my little.... monologue. Yeah, we'll go with that :D

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Well the Vexcunts definitely need some ants at their picnic. LOL Something to rain on their parade LOL :D

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Kev they are sooo not worth my time or intelligence... They're just plain stupid. Definately.

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Okee dokeee No prob... If you dont want to pull the wings off the dungflys I understand LOL

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LOL!!! I actually laughed at that one. That's funny. I know... it's very .... not me. It's weird!! The boys were saying the same thing at dinner. I'm oddly calm and quiet, LOL

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Dude! Did you know that there is such a thing as fecal transplants? Dude!

I hope Billy never needs a fecal transplant, Dude...

Dude! How cool would it be if Billy could donate some fecal matter for someone who needs it dude!

Dude, that would be awesome to have some Vexcon fecal matter, Dude!!

Dude!!! Remember when BeanTown wanted to lick raccoon poop off Ricky's fingers? Dude!

Dude, Billy could let a medically needy person lick poop off his fingers, dude!!

Oh Dude! That would be so awesome, dude!! Billy would be a hero, dude!!

I'm going to write Billy a letter and ask him to donate, dude!!


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OMFG LOL We sooooooo need to take the thread to 1000 posts that way ROFL OH MY GOD IM CHOKING!!!!!!!!! Whose not banned or has an extra account? ROFL IM CHOKING ROFL

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